RESEP SATE.. terlezat didunia!
1 kg daging (mau ayam, kambing, babi.. what eva") trserah elo!
trus ini diulek dan diaduk sama daging yang udah dipotong2!
1 mangkok kecap manis merek borobudur
3 buah cabe merah besar
15 kemiri
5 bawang putih
1 sendok teh garem
1 sendok teh merica
jangan lupa dibakar dulu!
(sajikan dengan acar + kecap cengek limau!)
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Thursday, June 23, 2005
edan.. kena REM (Rapid Eye Motion) semalem gak bisa tidur dengan baik dan benar gara-gara mimpi gw tersesat di pulau terpencil dan ketemu teman gw yang ngejar-ngejar mao makan daging gw hidup-hidup dan mentah-mentah beserta dengan tulang-tulang gw... bener2 super nightmare!!! seru tegang, pokoknya thriller abizzz.. serasa abis nonton film horor... untungnya gw bisa kabur dari pulau itu walaupun dengan susah payah... kalo gw sampe kemakan sama temen gw itu.. gw bisa bangun lagi dari tidur gw itu gak ya???? ichh... gara2 mimpi itu gw hari ini pusink banget, mana... SEMOGA MALEM INI MIMPINYA JANGAN SAMPE BERLANJUT!!! Tuhan saya berjanji sebelom tidur bakal doa dulu!!! huhuhu... amin!
AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then youpromise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.
JAPANESE WOMEN
First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
Second date:She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties. Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she'll bid you sayonara,as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.
MALAY WOMEN
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised. Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat>the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!
HONG KONG WOMEN
First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: you max out all your credit cards
Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base. 3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then youpromise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.
JAPANESE WOMEN
First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
Second date:She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties. Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she'll bid you sayonara,as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.
MALAY WOMEN
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised. Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat>the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!
HONG KONG WOMEN
First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: you max out all your credit cards
Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base. 3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.
Monday, June 20, 2005
gak tidur... melayang....
melayang... melayang... tenggorokan kering panasss... haaahh... haa... jari-jari panas.. serasa bengkak.. tapi tetep Mr & mrs Smith kudu nonton... thanx ya, Do hari ini nraktir gw abis2an sering2 aja lo dapet A ngalahin semua orang di Urip Raya! Walaupun hari ini kita sama-sama senasib gak tidur... & maen "TINGGI2an gak puguh, tetep kita kuliah kan, Do! kuliah SOSIOLOGI memang sangat membahagiakan, bukan begitu, Aldo??? hahahahaha... bari ngantuk-ngantuk oge Bu Utja mah keneh we contohnya "KELOMPOK PREMAN"!!! hahahahahaha...
Saturday, June 18, 2005
Saturday, April 23, 2005
Friday, April 22, 2005
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Thursday, April 14, 2005
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