TITLE: VALENTINE VS LOVE GOT REJECTED 2 TIMES.
Dear stupid cupid,
This is a message for valentine day!
PLEASE, PLEASE, Please do practice with your arrow, you are doing horrible job with me! Please do not play around OK!? $%¨&*!!!
I will get mad and I will call your boss to punish you! Take off your wings, tape your mouth, and make you standing under the Brazilian sun for twelve hours until you get super tanned, suffer with the burnt skins and itchness for a week!
If you do this for the thrid time, I will send you to jail!